1 00:00:03,239 --> 00:00:05,267 -In hindsight, 2 00:00:05,366 --> 00:00:07,258 that should've been my first clue, 3 00:00:07,262 --> 00:00:10,953 but I learned a very valuable lesson that day. 4 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:15,405 You can always tune a piano, but you can never tuna fish. 5 00:00:15,409 --> 00:00:16,402 Yeah. 6 00:00:16,406 --> 00:00:17,603 -Okay. -Oh, man. 7 00:00:17,736 --> 00:00:19,428 -Greg. -Ladies and gentlemen, 8 00:00:19,432 --> 00:00:20,363 my husband. 9 00:00:20,463 --> 00:00:22,424 You knew what you were getting. 10 00:00:22,558 --> 00:00:25,916 -Aw... -Bro, get a room. 11 00:00:26,016 --> 00:00:27,379 To Linda and Greg, 12 00:00:27,479 --> 00:00:29,706 for opening their home and proving once again 13 00:00:29,806 --> 00:00:33,796 that no dinner with friends is complete without awful puns... 14 00:00:33,897 --> 00:00:35,060 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm. 15 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,855 Or magazine-worthy centerpieces. 16 00:00:36,956 --> 00:00:39,051 -Ooh... -Is that what this thing is? 17 00:00:39,183 --> 00:00:40,177 I thought something died. 18 00:00:40,181 --> 00:00:42,509 Paws off the plumage, Frank. 19 00:00:42,608 --> 00:00:44,836 -Oh. -If my centerpiece isn't perfect when I get back, 20 00:00:44,969 --> 00:00:45,833 heads will roll. 21 00:00:45,967 --> 00:00:49,225 Ooh... 22 00:00:49,325 --> 00:00:51,021 She's very touchy about her... 23 00:00:51,154 --> 00:00:53,149 Okay, decision time. 24 00:00:53,282 --> 00:00:55,543 Red or white? 25 00:00:58,270 --> 00:00:59,632 Hello? 26 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,189 Very funny. 27 00:01:05,385 --> 00:01:07,214 Fine, I'm bringing both. 28 00:01:07,314 --> 00:01:09,343 You can all stop pouting. 29 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:13,532 Oh, my God. 30 00:01:13,632 --> 00:01:16,458 Greg? Guys? 31 00:02:25,022 --> 00:02:28,414 I heard Tony's replacing morning briefings with movie trivia? 32 00:02:28,513 --> 00:02:30,272 I heard it was mandatory karaoke. 33 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:32,671 All right, you guys both know those are just rumors. 34 00:02:32,771 --> 00:02:34,898 -Do we? -Tony's only been director for a week. 35 00:02:35,032 --> 00:02:37,791 I mean, between all the meetings and security briefings, 36 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,786 Tony hasn't even had time to direct. 37 00:02:39,886 --> 00:02:42,613 -Hence the all-hands meeting this afternoon? -Exactly. 38 00:02:42,713 --> 00:02:45,538 I'm guessing that's when we will hear his vision for NCIS. 39 00:02:45,672 --> 00:02:47,202 I'd rather be hearing your vision. 40 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,447 I always thought Director McGee had a nice ring to it. 41 00:02:49,462 --> 00:02:50,859 -Mm. -McGee: Not so sure 42 00:02:50,992 --> 00:02:52,854 that I was on SECNAV's short list. 43 00:02:52,954 --> 00:02:56,179 Oh, speaking of short lists, Ziva called me last night. 44 00:02:56,279 --> 00:02:58,141 -Ziva Ziva? -Mm-hmm. 45 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,404 What'd she want? 46 00:02:59,504 --> 00:03:00,569 She is concerned. 47 00:03:00,669 --> 00:03:02,364 About Tony taking over NCIS? 48 00:03:02,464 --> 00:03:03,794 About Tony eating doughnuts. 49 00:03:03,894 --> 00:03:05,123 I have been recruited 50 00:03:05,223 --> 00:03:06,818 to make sure that Tony stays on his diet. 51 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:09,148 Apparently he only listens to strong women. 52 00:03:09,247 --> 00:03:10,511 They scare him. 53 00:03:10,610 --> 00:03:11,708 So, uh, 54 00:03:11,807 --> 00:03:13,299 Director DiNozzo comes with extra work? 55 00:03:13,303 --> 00:03:16,096 Look, guys, I'm telling you, we can relax. 56 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,453 All right? Things will be different with Tony, yes, 57 00:03:18,457 --> 00:03:21,051 but I'm telling you, we will survive. 58 00:03:32,790 --> 00:03:35,117 -You were saying? 59 00:03:38,375 --> 00:03:40,167 Please make your way 60 00:03:40,171 --> 00:03:43,563 out of the building to the evacuation location. 61 00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:47,220 Please make your way out of the building. 62 00:03:47,319 --> 00:03:50,047 All right. 63 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:52,370 Can I have everybody's attention? 64 00:03:52,374 --> 00:03:55,035 Good news... nobody's melting. 65 00:03:55,899 --> 00:04:00,554 Apparently someone accidentally triggered the bio hazard alarm. 66 00:04:00,654 --> 00:04:04,478 I hope accidentally. 67 00:04:05,376 --> 00:04:09,362 Either way, the building has been cleared for reentry. 68 00:04:10,629 --> 00:04:12,392 Whoa-whoa, hold on. 69 00:04:12,492 --> 00:04:14,153 Before you go back to your jobs, 70 00:04:14,253 --> 00:04:16,349 I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you 71 00:04:16,482 --> 00:04:19,041 to our first all-hands meeting. 72 00:04:19,141 --> 00:04:21,203 It's just a little ahead of schedule. 73 00:04:22,567 --> 00:04:24,562 Well, at least he's making the most of it. 74 00:04:24,662 --> 00:04:25,759 That's the job. 75 00:04:25,859 --> 00:04:28,652 You may be wondering what my vision is 76 00:04:28,785 --> 00:04:31,346 as director for NCIS. 77 00:04:31,445 --> 00:04:35,635 And the truth is, maybe I don't have a vision. 78 00:04:36,466 --> 00:04:37,929 Your boy is losing me. 79 00:04:38,061 --> 00:04:40,252 That's not what's important. 80 00:04:40,256 --> 00:04:42,949 You don't need to understand me. 81 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:43,947 That's not your job. 82 00:04:44,047 --> 00:04:46,907 Your job is to solve cases. 83 00:04:47,039 --> 00:04:49,895 And my job is to make sure nothing gets in your way. 84 00:04:49,899 --> 00:04:52,427 Okay. 85 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:54,754 Of course I am gonna screw things up, 86 00:04:54,887 --> 00:04:56,184 probably before lunch. 87 00:04:56,284 --> 00:04:58,241 Hopefully a heart-healthy lunch. 88 00:04:58,245 --> 00:04:59,804 -But you won't have time 89 00:04:59,808 --> 00:05:01,072 to worry about me. 90 00:05:01,171 --> 00:05:02,634 You'll be too busy 91 00:05:02,734 --> 00:05:04,231 -solving cases... -Hey. 92 00:05:04,330 --> 00:05:06,222 -Naval Intelligence officer... -busting bad guys... 93 00:05:06,226 --> 00:05:08,221 gassed at a dinner party last night. 94 00:05:08,354 --> 00:05:10,216 And being heroes. 95 00:05:11,013 --> 00:05:12,839 Are they seriously walking out 96 00:05:12,843 --> 00:05:14,934 -during another director's speech? -Well, maybe this director 97 00:05:14,938 --> 00:05:16,335 won't notice. 98 00:05:16,434 --> 00:05:18,662 And that's what I'm talking about. 99 00:05:21,787 --> 00:05:22,818 That right there. 100 00:05:22,918 --> 00:05:24,647 Ooh. 101 00:05:24,780 --> 00:05:27,174 Go on. 102 00:05:28,138 --> 00:05:29,635 Go. 103 00:05:29,734 --> 00:05:31,663 Go be heroes. 104 00:05:32,528 --> 00:05:34,822 All right. 105 00:05:44,132 --> 00:05:45,795 Let's hear it. 106 00:05:49,187 --> 00:05:50,915 Wow. 107 00:05:51,015 --> 00:05:53,144 Thank you, everybody. 108 00:05:53,941 --> 00:05:55,538 Back to work. 109 00:05:57,798 --> 00:06:01,424 One minute Frank was making fun of my centerpiece, 110 00:06:01,556 --> 00:06:03,883 and the next, everyone just collapsed. 111 00:06:03,983 --> 00:06:05,812 Almost everyone, Mrs. Fenwick. 112 00:06:05,912 --> 00:06:07,206 Please call me Linda. 113 00:06:07,210 --> 00:06:08,734 And, believe me, I'd rather have passed out. 114 00:06:08,738 --> 00:06:10,452 I watched four armed men go through my house 115 00:06:10,501 --> 00:06:12,728 like a Williams Sonoma sample sale. 116 00:06:12,828 --> 00:06:14,591 Did you recognize any of the gunmen? 117 00:06:14,691 --> 00:06:17,749 They wore gas masks. That means we were gassed, right? 118 00:06:17,849 --> 00:06:20,709 Looks that way. Everyone seems to have recovered, though. 119 00:06:20,808 --> 00:06:22,005 I hid in the pantry. 120 00:06:22,139 --> 00:06:23,664 One of them was coming straight toward me. 121 00:06:23,668 --> 00:06:26,029 I grabbed my stand mixer, ready to clobber him, 122 00:06:26,163 --> 00:06:28,323 when he just turned and left. 123 00:06:28,423 --> 00:06:29,355 They all did. 124 00:06:29,454 --> 00:06:31,316 Like it never even happened. 125 00:06:31,450 --> 00:06:33,008 Who were they? 126 00:06:33,012 --> 00:06:34,309 We're trying to find out. 127 00:06:34,442 --> 00:06:37,002 Um, how well did you know 128 00:06:37,102 --> 00:06:39,629 Naval Intelligence Officer DeWitt? 129 00:06:39,729 --> 00:06:40,623 Mallory? 130 00:06:40,627 --> 00:06:41,956 She's a good friend. 131 00:06:42,057 --> 00:06:43,453 The EMTs took her to the hospital. 132 00:06:43,553 --> 00:06:45,614 They said she hit her head on my centerpiece. 133 00:06:45,714 --> 00:06:47,476 -It's homemade. -Lovely. 134 00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:49,770 Thank you. Everyone says I overdo it, 135 00:06:49,904 --> 00:06:52,929 but "dining with dazzle" is my love language. 136 00:06:53,030 --> 00:06:55,124 And the name of my party-planning podcast. 137 00:06:55,224 --> 00:06:56,554 Is Mallory going to be okay? 138 00:06:56,653 --> 00:06:57,618 Just a few stitches. 139 00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:58,914 We've got agents with her now. 140 00:06:59,015 --> 00:07:01,043 It's possible she was the target. 141 00:07:01,143 --> 00:07:02,972 Uh, you excuse me for a minute? 142 00:07:03,072 --> 00:07:06,097 Gladly. That salmon mousse on the floor won't clean itself. 143 00:07:06,197 --> 00:07:07,494 Greg, hon? 144 00:07:08,292 --> 00:07:10,752 No one on the street saw anyone coming or going. 145 00:07:10,885 --> 00:07:14,177 As far as we can tell, the whole operation lasted 96 seconds. 146 00:07:14,277 --> 00:07:16,401 -Efficient. -And bizarre. 147 00:07:16,405 --> 00:07:17,569 The house is untouched. 148 00:07:17,701 --> 00:07:19,863 No open drawers, no missing cash, jewelry. 149 00:07:19,963 --> 00:07:21,459 Phones, wallets? 150 00:07:21,559 --> 00:07:23,255 All personal effects are accounted for, 151 00:07:23,355 --> 00:07:25,150 including Officer DeWitt's. 152 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:26,913 The gunmen didn't take anything. 153 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:29,672 So what the hell were they doing here? 154 00:08:00,762 --> 00:08:02,558 Hey, sorry, MTAC ran long. 155 00:08:02,657 --> 00:08:05,950 Not the first impression I like to make on a first date. 156 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:08,411 I think you mean "update." 157 00:08:08,543 --> 00:08:10,701 Brought something to mark the occasion. 158 00:08:10,705 --> 00:08:11,869 Quarkbrötchen? 159 00:08:11,968 --> 00:08:15,060 Mmm. Parker's pastries. 160 00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:16,387 Don't mind if I do. 161 00:08:16,391 --> 00:08:18,851 Is that a chocolate chip there? 162 00:08:18,951 --> 00:08:20,182 Raisins? 163 00:08:20,281 --> 00:08:21,175 Yum. 164 00:08:21,179 --> 00:08:22,455 Oh, if you don't like raisins... 165 00:08:25,834 --> 00:08:28,656 : Oh, that's delicious. 166 00:08:28,660 --> 00:08:29,776 Spoke to Naval Intelligence. 167 00:08:29,791 --> 00:08:31,487 They, uh, reset every password 168 00:08:31,619 --> 00:08:33,614 that Officer DeWitt had access to. 169 00:08:33,715 --> 00:08:34,812 Was she compromised? 170 00:08:34,912 --> 00:08:36,741 Not as far as ONI can tell. 171 00:08:36,841 --> 00:08:39,135 Uh, they can't say for sure until we figure out 172 00:08:39,235 --> 00:08:41,130 why the gunmen crashed that dinner party. 173 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:43,125 What about the other dinner guests? 174 00:08:43,258 --> 00:08:45,448 Butcher, estate attorney, 175 00:08:45,452 --> 00:08:49,077 and a research technician for a shampoo company. 176 00:08:49,176 --> 00:08:51,937 None of 'em exactly scream "hard target." 177 00:08:52,036 --> 00:08:55,162 Let's, uh, let's stop pretending. 178 00:08:56,226 --> 00:08:58,919 You clearly hate raisins. 179 00:09:04,306 --> 00:09:05,171 I really do. 180 00:09:05,270 --> 00:09:06,929 Yeah, that's much better. 181 00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:08,097 Mm. 182 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:13,052 Now it's your turn. 183 00:09:13,151 --> 00:09:14,381 My turn for what? 184 00:09:14,481 --> 00:09:16,409 Stop pretending this isn't hard. 185 00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:18,239 Leon Vance was a giant, 186 00:09:18,338 --> 00:09:22,328 and now the former "wild card" is sitting in his office? 187 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:24,257 I heard "class clown." 188 00:09:25,553 --> 00:09:26,684 The point is, I know. 189 00:09:26,784 --> 00:09:28,546 I also know what this office means, 190 00:09:28,679 --> 00:09:33,168 and I don't plan on letting anyone down... including him. 191 00:09:34,599 --> 00:09:36,160 Good. 192 00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:38,152 Well, Knight's reinterviewing the guests, 193 00:09:38,156 --> 00:09:42,146 and, uh, McGee and Torres are following up with the hosts. 194 00:09:42,245 --> 00:09:43,676 Keep me posted. 195 00:09:43,809 --> 00:09:45,871 Yeah, will do. 196 00:09:46,735 --> 00:09:48,497 Director. 197 00:09:51,989 --> 00:09:54,615 All right, so the two of you have clean records, 198 00:09:54,715 --> 00:09:56,278 no lawsuits, no threats. 199 00:09:56,410 --> 00:09:57,608 Unless you count the woman 200 00:09:57,708 --> 00:09:59,770 who almost killed me over Bubble Wrap. 201 00:09:59,869 --> 00:10:02,031 -My husband owns a shipping store. 202 00:10:02,130 --> 00:10:03,589 Oh, if NCIS ever needs 203 00:10:03,593 --> 00:10:05,252 -a really competitive rate... -Uh... 204 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:08,016 Sorry, he's a born salesman. 205 00:10:08,116 --> 00:10:09,445 You knew what you were getting. 206 00:10:11,673 --> 00:10:13,269 Yeah, you two must be newlyweds, huh? 207 00:10:13,402 --> 00:10:16,395 It'll be five years next month. 208 00:10:16,529 --> 00:10:18,390 Longest honeymoon on record. 209 00:10:18,524 --> 00:10:20,186 Mm-hmm. 210 00:10:21,183 --> 00:10:22,077 All right. 211 00:10:22,081 --> 00:10:23,378 So, the dinner parties... 212 00:10:23,511 --> 00:10:24,875 has it always been the same group? 213 00:10:25,007 --> 00:10:27,833 For years now, same friends, same bad jokes. 214 00:10:27,933 --> 00:10:29,824 -Different casseroles. -McGee: And still no idea 215 00:10:29,828 --> 00:10:31,184 why someone would go to the trouble 216 00:10:31,192 --> 00:10:32,268 of breaking into your home? 217 00:10:32,289 --> 00:10:33,349 No clue. 218 00:10:33,353 --> 00:10:36,212 I, I had a $3,000 stamp collection, 219 00:10:36,312 --> 00:10:37,872 and they didn't even touch that. 220 00:10:37,876 --> 00:10:39,268 They didn't leave anything behind either. 221 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,466 We did a full sweep of the house. 222 00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:42,527 Well, when you do find them, 223 00:10:42,531 --> 00:10:46,321 they're gonna wish they never messed with my wife. 224 00:10:47,519 --> 00:10:51,742 I have a very particular set of skills. 225 00:10:52,639 --> 00:10:53,666 Shipping? 226 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:56,293 Y-Yes, mostly shipping. 227 00:10:56,297 --> 00:11:01,481 But packages aren't the only thing I can make disappear. 228 00:11:01,485 --> 00:11:03,442 You're adorable, honey. 229 00:11:07,070 --> 00:11:10,595 Okay, well, you two have, uh, given us a lot to think about. 230 00:11:10,695 --> 00:11:13,188 Please let us know if you remember anything useful. 231 00:11:13,288 --> 00:11:14,419 Okay. 232 00:11:16,348 --> 00:11:18,742 Well, this is not useful. 233 00:11:18,842 --> 00:11:20,471 Save yourself the trip. 234 00:11:20,571 --> 00:11:21,934 All I've got are more dead ends, 235 00:11:22,034 --> 00:11:24,428 no fingerprints, no matches on the knockout gas. 236 00:11:24,561 --> 00:11:26,256 I mean, I'm officially out of science. 237 00:11:26,389 --> 00:11:27,521 Oh, Director DiNozzo. 238 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,880 Hi, I thought you were Parker or McGee 239 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:32,075 or literally anyone else. 240 00:11:32,174 --> 00:11:33,738 -First time for everything. -Yeah. 241 00:11:33,838 --> 00:11:35,534 Can I... 242 00:11:35,666 --> 00:11:37,096 hello... can I help you? 243 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:40,289 From the sound of things, no, at least not with this case. 244 00:11:40,389 --> 00:11:42,213 Uh, honestly, nobody can. 245 00:11:42,217 --> 00:11:43,210 We got zilch. 246 00:11:45,010 --> 00:11:47,171 -Good. -Uh, good? 247 00:11:47,305 --> 00:11:49,233 Yeah, means I can stop wondering about the case 248 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,793 and start wondering about the Kasie. 249 00:11:51,893 --> 00:11:53,821 Oh. 250 00:11:53,955 --> 00:11:57,313 Um... something I can help you find? 251 00:11:57,413 --> 00:12:01,632 Well, coffins, farting hippos, roller skates. 252 00:12:01,636 --> 00:12:03,132 Ah, I think you're looking for Abby. 253 00:12:03,266 --> 00:12:05,626 No, I'm just looking for that other thing, you know, 254 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,155 the thing nobody expects, 255 00:12:07,289 --> 00:12:11,441 the... hobby, the side project, 256 00:12:11,445 --> 00:12:13,108 the weird obsession. 257 00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:17,098 That is usually the stuff that ends up solving the hard cases. 258 00:12:17,198 --> 00:12:18,760 W-Wow. 259 00:12:19,592 --> 00:12:21,466 -Do you play the theremin? 260 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:24,281 Oh, yeah, yeah, those are actually really great 261 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:26,238 at diagnosing electrical shorts. 262 00:12:26,242 --> 00:12:27,605 -That's fascinating. -Yeah. 263 00:12:27,738 --> 00:12:28,898 I'm going to go back to work. 264 00:12:28,902 --> 00:12:32,759 All right, well, you do your thing. 265 00:12:32,859 --> 00:12:35,187 Just remember, the weirder, the better. 266 00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:38,707 Well, I did empty the Fenwicks' cute little robot vacuum. 267 00:12:38,711 --> 00:12:40,142 I thought, you know, 268 00:12:40,242 --> 00:12:42,502 maybe it sucked up something the gunmen dropped, 269 00:12:42,601 --> 00:12:44,232 but it was honestly just another 270 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:47,390 dead end... 271 00:12:47,489 --> 00:12:49,086 Didn't you...? What? 272 00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:55,000 Well, first you corner Kasie, and now you're buying me coffee. 273 00:12:55,004 --> 00:12:57,166 Vision speech said we'd barely notice you. 274 00:12:57,299 --> 00:12:59,327 Well, I just had a few follow-up questions. 275 00:12:59,427 --> 00:13:00,990 Ah. 276 00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:02,981 Well, I hope you're not here to ask for your old apartment back. 277 00:13:02,985 --> 00:13:05,280 Are you? 'Cause Delilah just redecorated. 278 00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:07,008 Oh, no, I've already spoken to Delilah. 279 00:13:07,108 --> 00:13:08,301 She's okay with it. 280 00:13:08,305 --> 00:13:10,329 Wait, she's what? What do you mean? 281 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:11,331 Kidding. 282 00:13:11,464 --> 00:13:13,289 I found another place. 283 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,789 Afternoon, Director. 284 00:13:14,888 --> 00:13:16,983 Hey. 285 00:13:17,814 --> 00:13:19,445 Director DiNozzo. 286 00:13:19,544 --> 00:13:20,642 Still doesn't sound real. 287 00:13:20,741 --> 00:13:22,769 I'm hoping repetition helps. 288 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,428 Not that I don't think you can do the job, you know, 289 00:13:24,432 --> 00:13:26,593 it's just, I keep picturing the, 290 00:13:26,693 --> 00:13:28,455 the guy who drove a Corvette with his feet. 291 00:13:28,555 --> 00:13:30,019 I was being shot at. 292 00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:32,279 -Hmm. -And believe it or not, this is harder. 293 00:13:32,413 --> 00:13:33,905 I spent the last week learning 294 00:13:33,909 --> 00:13:35,704 what keeps the U.S. Navy up at night, 295 00:13:35,804 --> 00:13:41,088 and, uh, this job requires both hands and both feet. 296 00:13:41,092 --> 00:13:42,653 Okay, tell me. 297 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:44,748 Who's your probie? 298 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:46,873 I don't have one. 299 00:13:46,877 --> 00:13:48,041 Okay. 300 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:50,036 I'm gonna take my director hat off. 301 00:13:50,135 --> 00:13:52,065 So who's your guy... or gal? 302 00:13:52,197 --> 00:13:54,658 Tony, I'm serious. They never assigned me a probie. 303 00:13:54,757 --> 00:13:56,653 They don't assign anyone a probie. 304 00:13:56,752 --> 00:14:00,277 You got to take one, someone to mentor. 305 00:14:00,377 --> 00:14:01,338 To torture. 306 00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:03,071 Exactly. Everyone benefits. 307 00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:06,529 Okay, director hat back on. 308 00:14:06,661 --> 00:14:09,123 -I am ordering you. 309 00:14:09,222 --> 00:14:10,319 Get a probie. 310 00:14:10,452 --> 00:14:12,048 Ooh, okay, you know what? 311 00:14:12,148 --> 00:14:13,673 I think I may have someone. 312 00:14:13,677 --> 00:14:16,171 I served as acting director several times already. 313 00:14:16,271 --> 00:14:18,133 This is pretty much your first day on the job. 314 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,346 Danger, Will Robinson. I can have you court-martialed. 315 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,424 Whatever you say, probie. 316 00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:22,689 Agent Knight. 317 00:14:23,652 --> 00:14:25,582 Excellent timing. 318 00:14:26,545 --> 00:14:29,468 -What kind of milk is in that? -That's... skim. 319 00:14:29,472 --> 00:14:30,769 Huh. 320 00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:32,697 Uh, we just got our first break in the case. 321 00:14:32,797 --> 00:14:34,227 Backyard Burning Man? 322 00:14:34,326 --> 00:14:36,355 Close. After the dinner party break-in, 323 00:14:36,455 --> 00:14:38,512 one of the dinner guests went home and had a bonfire. 324 00:14:38,516 --> 00:14:40,710 A concerned neighbor snapped that at about 2:00 a.m. 325 00:14:40,811 --> 00:14:42,436 Little late to be toasting marshmallows. 326 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,336 And according to the neighborhood chat, 327 00:14:44,435 --> 00:14:47,058 two more dinner guests had bonfires that same night. 328 00:14:47,062 --> 00:14:49,423 Three guests, three bonfires? 329 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,649 Well, that's not a coincidence. 330 00:14:50,653 --> 00:14:53,114 No. That is a cover-up. 331 00:15:01,826 --> 00:15:03,355 All right, Kasie. 332 00:15:03,454 --> 00:15:04,885 Three expedited search warrants. 333 00:15:04,985 --> 00:15:06,946 -Mm-hmm. -Three backyards dug up before dawn. 334 00:15:07,046 --> 00:15:08,010 Tell me it was worth it. 335 00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:09,673 Depends on if you like weird 336 00:15:09,773 --> 00:15:11,901 as much as our new director. 337 00:15:12,001 --> 00:15:15,658 Frank Russo, Dawn Spurlock, Evan Jenks. 338 00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:19,614 Three dinner guests, three very strange piles of ash. 339 00:15:19,715 --> 00:15:21,477 Uh, they all contain burned paper... 340 00:15:21,576 --> 00:15:23,301 no surprise there if you're destroying evidence... 341 00:15:23,305 --> 00:15:28,460 but I also found traces of hair... fingernails. 342 00:15:28,592 --> 00:15:30,284 Who burns fingernails? 343 00:15:30,288 --> 00:15:33,381 People trying to destroy DNA, but whatever the reason, 344 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,044 they were in a hurry to hide it. 345 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,002 Yeah, maybe that's what our suburban commandos were after 346 00:15:37,006 --> 00:15:39,134 -when they broke into the Fenwick house. -Could be, 347 00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:42,924 but Linda and Greg Fenwick never had a bonfire, 348 00:15:43,057 --> 00:15:45,385 and they're the only ones who haven't lawyered up. 349 00:15:45,518 --> 00:15:48,539 So our happy couple wasn't a part of whatever this is? 350 00:15:48,543 --> 00:15:50,872 They just invited the wrong people to dinner. 351 00:15:50,972 --> 00:15:53,398 -What's with the NCIS security cams? 352 00:15:53,531 --> 00:15:54,966 Oh, it's not part of the case. 353 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,754 Director DiNozzo asked me to pull security footage 354 00:15:56,758 --> 00:15:58,020 from the bio hazard alarm. 355 00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,783 In case it wasn't an accident? 356 00:15:59,883 --> 00:16:01,118 Nobody likes to be messed with. 357 00:16:03,674 --> 00:16:05,669 -Uh-oh. -That didn't sound good. 358 00:16:05,768 --> 00:16:09,958 Linda Fenwick just reported her husband missing. 359 00:16:12,851 --> 00:16:14,580 Greg Fenwick didn't come home last night. 360 00:16:14,679 --> 00:16:16,043 Linda's worried sick. 361 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,835 She's never spent a night without him. 362 00:16:17,839 --> 00:16:19,996 Well, normally I'd say six hours is a little early to panic, 363 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,993 but after armed mercenaries break into your house... 364 00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:26,151 Okay, we got no credit card hits, and his phone's still off. 365 00:16:26,284 --> 00:16:28,556 Do we still have access to the neighbor's security camera? 366 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,238 Yeah, nothing from last night, so I widened the timeline. 367 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,629 -How far back? -Two weeks before the break-in. 368 00:16:33,633 --> 00:16:36,958 The same SUV keeps driving past the Fenwick house. 369 00:16:37,058 --> 00:16:38,588 Maybe, uh, another neighbor? 370 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,083 I don't think so. 371 00:16:40,183 --> 00:16:41,643 The driver also kept parking across the street, 372 00:16:41,647 --> 00:16:42,777 never got out of the car. 373 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,074 They're watching the house. 374 00:16:44,173 --> 00:16:46,069 More likely watching Greg. 375 00:16:46,168 --> 00:16:47,298 Look. 376 00:16:48,429 --> 00:16:49,992 He was being followed. 377 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,382 No plates, no clear shot of the driver, 378 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,045 and no sign of the SUV since. 379 00:16:54,049 --> 00:16:55,146 It's disappeared. 380 00:16:55,246 --> 00:16:56,543 And Greg's disappeared. 381 00:16:56,643 --> 00:16:58,638 And all the neighbors are destroying evidence, 382 00:16:58,738 --> 00:17:03,892 which brings us... to today's slides how. 383 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,787 Slideshow? 384 00:17:05,887 --> 00:17:08,011 "People Who Tried to Hide DNA." 385 00:17:08,015 --> 00:17:09,041 Well, that's catchy. 386 00:17:09,045 --> 00:17:10,276 Couldn't sleep, 387 00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:12,537 so I started looking at different cases 388 00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:15,097 where DNA asked specific questions, 389 00:17:15,197 --> 00:17:17,858 like "Who's your daddy?" 390 00:17:17,957 --> 00:17:20,484 A woman's body is melted in a vat. 391 00:17:20,584 --> 00:17:22,778 Who is the father of her unborn child? 392 00:17:22,878 --> 00:17:25,172 We also have: Who's your mommy? 393 00:17:25,272 --> 00:17:27,167 Whose rotting corpse is that? 394 00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:28,564 Who needs a kidney? 395 00:17:28,664 --> 00:17:31,324 These are all very different questions. 396 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,984 Maybe one of them applies to your dinner guests. 397 00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:34,981 Just trying to help. 398 00:17:35,081 --> 00:17:36,474 I got lunch on the Hill. 399 00:17:36,478 --> 00:17:39,071 If you solve the case before dessert, 400 00:17:39,171 --> 00:17:41,400 shoot me a text. 401 00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:45,123 He put a lot of effort into this. 402 00:17:45,256 --> 00:17:47,051 Yeah, maybe a little too much. 403 00:17:47,151 --> 00:17:49,413 Is he working our case? 404 00:17:50,776 --> 00:17:52,205 Speaking of our case... 405 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,633 Oh, BOLO just came back. 406 00:17:56,529 --> 00:18:00,353 Greg Fenwick's car was found at the bottom of a ravine. 407 00:18:02,713 --> 00:18:04,842 With Greg still inside. 408 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,395 Can't believe he's gone. 409 00:18:08,399 --> 00:18:10,029 McGee: I'm sorry for your loss. 410 00:18:10,161 --> 00:18:11,459 Doesn't seem real. 411 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:12,983 Mrs. Fenwick, can you think of anyone 412 00:18:12,987 --> 00:18:14,551 who might want to hurt your husband? 413 00:18:14,684 --> 00:18:16,709 Any reason? 414 00:18:16,713 --> 00:18:18,175 What? 415 00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:21,800 The police said Greg had a heart attack while he was driving. 416 00:18:22,598 --> 00:18:24,854 Preliminary findings suggest that he did, 417 00:18:24,858 --> 00:18:28,146 but after everything that's happened the last few days... 418 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,877 You think his death is connected to the break-in? 419 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:34,165 Well, three of your dinner guests 420 00:18:34,169 --> 00:18:37,462 were all caught destroying some kind of evidence. 421 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:38,791 What? 422 00:18:38,891 --> 00:18:39,988 I don't understand. 423 00:18:40,088 --> 00:18:41,717 What does that have to do with Greg? 424 00:18:41,817 --> 00:18:45,108 That maybe Greg figured out what your guests were hiding. 425 00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:48,700 First my friends, now Greg. 426 00:18:48,799 --> 00:18:51,560 You think everyone in my life was keeping secrets from me. 427 00:18:51,659 --> 00:18:53,455 And there's also this. 428 00:18:53,555 --> 00:18:55,284 Someone was following your husband. 429 00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:56,879 Do you recognize that vehicle? 430 00:18:56,979 --> 00:18:58,410 No, 431 00:18:58,510 --> 00:19:01,967 but... Greg wasn't mixed up in anything dangerous. 432 00:19:02,066 --> 00:19:04,727 -He would have told me. -You sure? 433 00:19:08,052 --> 00:19:11,511 He died this morning. 434 00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:12,806 And now you want me to believe 435 00:19:12,874 --> 00:19:15,202 that I didn't know my own husband? 436 00:19:15,302 --> 00:19:17,363 You know, for years people joked 437 00:19:17,496 --> 00:19:19,021 that our marriage was too good to be true, 438 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,354 that it couldn't possibly be real. 439 00:19:22,118 --> 00:19:23,681 It was real, Agent McGee. 440 00:19:23,813 --> 00:19:25,377 We're done here. 441 00:19:25,509 --> 00:19:27,870 You can let yourself out. 442 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,827 What if that's exactly why he kept you in the dark? 443 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,115 -Excuse me? -Look, if knowing something 444 00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:37,813 could put my wife in danger, 445 00:19:37,912 --> 00:19:39,837 I would do everything I could to keep her out of it, 446 00:19:39,841 --> 00:19:40,867 not because I didn't trust her. 447 00:19:40,871 --> 00:19:42,933 Because I love her. 448 00:19:46,225 --> 00:19:49,185 Mrs. Fenwick, please, if there's anything else... 449 00:19:51,612 --> 00:19:57,427 Last year I noticed a little brass key on his key chain. 450 00:19:57,431 --> 00:19:58,893 It was a key I didn't recognize. 451 00:19:58,993 --> 00:20:01,687 I asked him what it opened, and he just shrugged, 452 00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:03,416 said it was "work stuff." 453 00:20:04,712 --> 00:20:06,741 You think it was connected to that break-in? 454 00:20:06,841 --> 00:20:09,036 I don't know, but we'll find out. 455 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,352 Well, if it isn't my favorite autopsy gremlin. 456 00:20:14,356 --> 00:20:16,916 I said I wasn't gonna call you that anymore. 457 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,907 That is the only reason I'm letting you crash on my couch. 458 00:20:18,911 --> 00:20:21,339 If it isn't my favorite medical examiner. 459 00:20:21,438 --> 00:20:22,536 Much better. 460 00:20:22,635 --> 00:20:23,932 Now, if we can just get you 461 00:20:24,032 --> 00:20:25,894 to stop setting the thermostat to "ice age." 462 00:20:26,027 --> 00:20:29,016 Well, as soon as you stop throwing away my eggs 463 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,349 two days after the best-by date. 464 00:20:30,449 --> 00:20:32,145 That means they're expired, Tony. 465 00:20:32,245 --> 00:20:34,838 -Does it? -Can I help you with something? 466 00:20:34,939 --> 00:20:35,999 Yes. 467 00:20:36,003 --> 00:20:37,267 I actually just came by to see 468 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,496 how autopsy was going. 469 00:20:38,596 --> 00:20:40,823 Oh, okay. 470 00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:42,354 Didn't this guy used to have hair? 471 00:20:42,454 --> 00:20:45,745 He did, and now... I have it. 472 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,673 Ah, I knew it. 473 00:20:47,773 --> 00:20:49,333 Nobody's hair is that optimistic. 474 00:20:49,337 --> 00:20:51,232 His heart is the more interesting story. 475 00:20:51,332 --> 00:20:54,819 The coroner listed cause of death as fatal arrhythmia. 476 00:20:54,823 --> 00:20:57,217 I can smell that "but" coming a mile away. 477 00:20:57,317 --> 00:20:58,646 But Kasie found traces 478 00:20:58,746 --> 00:21:01,141 of a very sophisticated poison in his blood. 479 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,801 This was not natural causes. 480 00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:05,397 -This was... -Murder. 481 00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,757 I will bet you the good pillow 482 00:21:07,858 --> 00:21:09,420 that whoever broke into that house 483 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,636 had something to do with it. 484 00:21:10,684 --> 00:21:11,914 Not my department. 485 00:21:12,014 --> 00:21:13,976 Not yours either, now that I think about it. 486 00:21:14,076 --> 00:21:15,938 We just have to find that mystery key. 487 00:21:16,071 --> 00:21:17,301 Wasn't on his key chain. 488 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,061 Well, lucky for you, I found it. 489 00:21:20,194 --> 00:21:21,590 Oh. 490 00:21:21,722 --> 00:21:22,754 So you did. 491 00:21:22,887 --> 00:21:24,051 -Hmm. -Ha. 492 00:21:24,151 --> 00:21:26,246 -Where was it? -He had it on him. 493 00:21:27,476 --> 00:21:30,269 But his body was naked when he was transferred. 494 00:21:30,368 --> 00:21:31,366 It was. 495 00:21:31,466 --> 00:21:33,461 So where was it? 496 00:21:34,691 --> 00:21:36,886 The oldest hiding place in the book. 497 00:21:40,943 --> 00:21:43,038 I'm gonna go brief Torres. 498 00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:44,566 Actually, that's my job. 499 00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:46,329 And wash my hands. 500 00:21:47,095 --> 00:21:48,787 The manager confirms the key belongs 501 00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:51,483 to one of the storage units here under the husband's name. 502 00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:53,644 Yeah, headed to it now. 503 00:21:53,778 --> 00:21:55,336 Did McGee talk to the wife again? 504 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:57,501 Uh, no, she has enough to process without murder. 505 00:21:57,634 --> 00:22:00,527 Well, that's what Director DiNozzo said after he briefed me 506 00:22:00,627 --> 00:22:03,454 on Jimmy's autopsy instead of, you know, Jimmy. 507 00:22:03,554 --> 00:22:05,677 Is it just me, or does our new director seem a little confused 508 00:22:05,681 --> 00:22:07,777 on which job he was actually hired to do? 509 00:22:07,877 --> 00:22:09,472 Right? But since he's so interested 510 00:22:09,605 --> 00:22:10,769 in the little people, 511 00:22:10,869 --> 00:22:13,230 might as well make it work for me. 512 00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:15,258 I'm pitching him a couple undercover ideas. 513 00:22:15,358 --> 00:22:17,353 -Getting tired of the office? -No, I'm just tired 514 00:22:17,452 --> 00:22:19,580 of all my special skills going to waste. 515 00:22:20,412 --> 00:22:21,742 Name one. 516 00:22:23,139 --> 00:22:25,233 I can hold my breath for four minutes. 517 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:26,264 Oh. 518 00:22:26,363 --> 00:22:28,558 Was the director impressed? 519 00:22:28,659 --> 00:22:30,820 He seemed actually kind of jealous. 520 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,247 I think he's worried I might be cooler than him. 521 00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:35,209 Or maybe someone's projecting. 522 00:22:35,308 --> 00:22:36,406 I'm just saying. 523 00:22:36,505 --> 00:22:37,470 All right, this is it. 524 00:22:37,570 --> 00:22:38,701 Key. 525 00:22:42,324 --> 00:22:44,286 No way. I bought lunch. 526 00:22:44,386 --> 00:22:45,550 What? 527 00:22:45,684 --> 00:22:47,379 I only had, like, a side salad. 528 00:22:56,058 --> 00:22:58,219 I didn't even finish the salad. 529 00:23:07,462 --> 00:23:09,857 -Ugh, oh, yuck, yuck, yuck. -Oh. 530 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:11,951 That's not, that's not a good sign. 531 00:23:14,345 --> 00:23:16,807 -All right, you go first. -Why me? 532 00:23:16,906 --> 00:23:19,001 Because I touched the butt key. 533 00:23:24,687 --> 00:23:26,749 Yeah, it's either a dead body in there 534 00:23:26,849 --> 00:23:29,475 or, uh, a lot of dead bodies. 535 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:33,499 I guess that depends on how you define "body." 536 00:23:42,710 --> 00:23:44,638 Uh... 537 00:23:50,823 --> 00:23:52,452 Ugh. 538 00:23:53,216 --> 00:23:56,342 Yeah, that sounds about right. 539 00:24:02,461 --> 00:24:06,185 Echo Team 226, move forward. 540 00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:09,776 Ah, excellent, thank you, Brent. 541 00:24:09,876 --> 00:24:11,191 Hey, if it's not too much trouble, 542 00:24:11,239 --> 00:24:13,596 I'll take a Jenny Shepard Special... 543 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,293 large black coffee, nine sugars. 544 00:24:16,393 --> 00:24:18,122 Half a klick out. 545 00:24:18,986 --> 00:24:20,916 It's good to be the king. 546 00:24:21,979 --> 00:24:23,242 Oh. 547 00:24:23,342 --> 00:24:24,440 Gosh. 548 00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:26,103 You kind of... I thought you were... 549 00:24:26,202 --> 00:24:29,428 with the silver mane, coming out of the dark there... 550 00:24:29,528 --> 00:24:30,658 Never mind. 551 00:24:30,757 --> 00:24:32,272 You, uh, you said you wanted to see me? 552 00:24:32,354 --> 00:24:35,014 Kind of in the middle of a case, but, uh... 553 00:24:35,113 --> 00:24:36,407 looks like you are, too. 554 00:24:36,411 --> 00:24:37,575 Yeah. 555 00:24:37,707 --> 00:24:38,904 Have a seat. 556 00:24:39,037 --> 00:24:41,399 Negative. No enemy found. 557 00:24:42,163 --> 00:24:44,358 My case will give you nightmares. 558 00:24:44,491 --> 00:24:47,017 Yours... well, I hear we got a serial killer? 559 00:24:47,117 --> 00:24:48,713 Those give people nightmares, too. 560 00:24:48,847 --> 00:24:50,742 And Academy Award nominations. 561 00:24:50,842 --> 00:24:54,199 Silence of the Lambs, Taxi Driver, Seven. 562 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:55,991 Except we don't think the husband was killing people. 563 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,324 Nobody could get away with that many murders. 564 00:24:59,187 --> 00:25:00,352 Abby could. 565 00:25:01,980 --> 00:25:03,810 We're thinking the, uh, eye collection 566 00:25:03,942 --> 00:25:05,970 is more of an Ed Gein-type thing. 567 00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:07,368 Oh. 568 00:25:07,467 --> 00:25:09,263 I can live with that... robbing cemeteries. 569 00:25:09,363 --> 00:25:11,457 Nice pull, by the way. 570 00:25:11,557 --> 00:25:13,316 Thank you. 571 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,612 Of course there is another option. 572 00:25:14,616 --> 00:25:16,939 Maybe this is business, not a hobby. 573 00:25:16,943 --> 00:25:18,972 The black market in corneas is almost as big 574 00:25:19,072 --> 00:25:21,766 as the kidney trade. 575 00:25:21,865 --> 00:25:23,627 -Oh, smart. -Thank you. 576 00:25:23,761 --> 00:25:25,123 What's the wife think? 577 00:25:25,258 --> 00:25:26,520 Not much at the moment. 578 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,578 Her therapist has her heavily medicated. 579 00:25:28,582 --> 00:25:31,209 Our best lead right now is this guy. 580 00:25:31,309 --> 00:25:33,935 He's been following the husband for a few weeks. 581 00:25:34,068 --> 00:25:37,493 Could be one of the commandos doing recon before the break-in? 582 00:25:37,593 --> 00:25:39,721 -That's the consensus. -Hmm. 583 00:25:39,821 --> 00:25:40,752 We get a BOLO out? 584 00:25:40,852 --> 00:25:41,982 Yep, we did. 585 00:25:42,081 --> 00:25:43,213 We'll get him. 586 00:25:43,313 --> 00:25:44,809 All right. 587 00:25:44,908 --> 00:25:47,200 Well, if you need someone to task a satellite, I got a guy. 588 00:25:47,203 --> 00:25:48,899 It's good to be the king. 589 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,855 Did you just wink at me? 590 00:25:52,955 --> 00:25:54,348 I did. 591 00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:56,047 And I instantly regretted it. 592 00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:57,012 No, don't. 593 00:25:57,145 --> 00:25:59,738 It's... charming. 594 00:25:59,838 --> 00:26:01,767 You're gonna make me blush. 595 00:26:04,892 --> 00:26:07,818 -Is this starting to get weird? -A little, yeah. 596 00:26:09,614 --> 00:26:11,766 Got the next four boxes and about a hundred more to go. 597 00:26:11,842 --> 00:26:13,803 Where do you want 'em? 598 00:26:13,903 --> 00:26:15,499 I mean, does anyone actually want 599 00:26:15,633 --> 00:26:17,594 a hundred jars of pig eyeballs? 600 00:26:17,694 --> 00:26:19,424 -Pig eyes? 601 00:26:19,523 --> 00:26:20,720 Not human? 602 00:26:20,820 --> 00:26:22,494 Oh, you would make a horrible veterinarian. 603 00:26:22,516 --> 00:26:27,005 So where exactly does someone get this amount of pig eyeballs? 604 00:26:27,105 --> 00:26:30,795 Ah, pretty much any biological supply house. 605 00:26:30,895 --> 00:26:32,956 A lot of labs use them for biomedical research. 606 00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:35,086 And psychopaths keep them as trophies? 607 00:26:35,185 --> 00:26:37,445 I actually don't think they're trophies. 608 00:26:37,545 --> 00:26:41,100 I think the husband was soaking the eyes in those jars 609 00:26:41,104 --> 00:26:43,896 in order to try to extract a retinal enzyme 610 00:26:44,030 --> 00:26:45,194 from their vitreous fluid. 611 00:26:45,293 --> 00:26:46,623 Well, that explains everything, 612 00:26:46,722 --> 00:26:48,548 and by "everything" I mean "nothing." 613 00:26:48,552 --> 00:26:52,077 What if I told you that this particular enzyme was used 614 00:26:52,176 --> 00:26:54,204 in illicit drug manufacturing? 615 00:26:54,338 --> 00:26:56,233 Which means, if someone tried to buy it... 616 00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:58,228 The DEA would flag the purchase. 617 00:26:58,361 --> 00:27:00,988 But nobody is watching the pig eye supply chain. 618 00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:04,379 This is a low-tech way to get a high-tech product. 619 00:27:04,479 --> 00:27:07,007 The husband was making drugs, probably opioids, 620 00:27:07,107 --> 00:27:08,998 and seeing as the neighbors were all burning evidence, 621 00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:10,826 they're probably all in on it. 622 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,658 His poor wife... she was already told 623 00:27:12,758 --> 00:27:14,351 that her husband's probably a serial killer. 624 00:27:14,354 --> 00:27:16,549 I really don't want to throw drug dealer at her, too. 625 00:27:16,649 --> 00:27:17,813 Yeah, I hear that. 626 00:27:17,912 --> 00:27:20,174 Uh, speaking of jobs nobody wants, 627 00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:24,824 I hear that Ziva deputized you to be DiNozzo's babysitter. 628 00:27:24,828 --> 00:27:26,724 -How's that going? 629 00:27:26,823 --> 00:27:28,179 Uh, a little surprising, actually. 630 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:29,950 I mean, he's nothing like his reputation. 631 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:33,974 He's self-aware, respectful, mature. 632 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:37,593 Well, he's also good luck. 633 00:27:37,597 --> 00:27:39,351 His satellite just picked up that mystery man 634 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,123 who was tailing our husband. 635 00:27:41,222 --> 00:27:43,778 McGee: So who do we think this guy is again? 636 00:27:43,782 --> 00:27:46,770 Maybe the husband's buyer, maybe a rival dealer. 637 00:27:46,774 --> 00:27:48,401 McGee: The wigmaker? 638 00:27:48,404 --> 00:27:50,428 Yeah, we'll find out soon enough. 639 00:27:50,432 --> 00:27:52,096 How long does it take to order a scone? 640 00:27:52,195 --> 00:27:54,718 The real Walter White didn't mind being bald. 641 00:27:54,722 --> 00:27:56,717 Yeah, I just feel bad for the wife. 642 00:27:56,816 --> 00:27:58,912 I mean, they were like the perfect couple, you know. 643 00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:00,903 I was going to ask them what their secret was. 644 00:28:00,907 --> 00:28:02,370 Well, you dodged a bullet there... 645 00:28:02,503 --> 00:28:04,831 which is another one of my special skills, by the way. 646 00:28:04,930 --> 00:28:06,788 -Hmm. -Are you gonna help me pitch the director 647 00:28:06,792 --> 00:28:08,687 on some more tactical assignments, or what? 648 00:28:08,787 --> 00:28:10,379 To be honest with you, 649 00:28:10,383 --> 00:28:13,210 I'm, I'm not sure I want to add any more to his plate. 650 00:28:13,309 --> 00:28:16,037 I'm worried about him as is. 651 00:28:16,136 --> 00:28:17,200 Worried about what? 652 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:18,530 Look, I... 653 00:28:18,663 --> 00:28:20,426 I've watched three directors do that job. 654 00:28:20,525 --> 00:28:23,351 Okay, there is a lot of delicate politics involved. 655 00:28:23,484 --> 00:28:24,515 Mm. 656 00:28:24,615 --> 00:28:26,943 You know, and with Tony it's like... 657 00:28:27,043 --> 00:28:28,335 going back to high school 658 00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:29,814 and the kid that pulled the fire alarm 659 00:28:29,869 --> 00:28:32,462 is now the principal, you know. 660 00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:35,950 I mean, he's going to do great, but... 661 00:28:35,954 --> 00:28:39,445 I worry he's gonna make some serious enemies on the Hill. 662 00:28:39,544 --> 00:28:40,876 That's what friends are for. 663 00:28:40,975 --> 00:28:42,238 Right? 664 00:28:42,338 --> 00:28:46,063 Worry all you want and then just watch his back. 665 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:50,252 Just like I'd watch yours if you were director. 666 00:28:51,116 --> 00:28:52,280 Thanks, man. 667 00:28:54,941 --> 00:28:57,400 Oh, uh, if you really want to do more tactical work, 668 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,529 it's coming out of that café right now. 669 00:29:01,059 --> 00:29:02,954 That's our guy. 670 00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:06,712 Suspect's name is Carl Moody, 671 00:29:06,845 --> 00:29:07,875 PhD in chemistry. 672 00:29:08,009 --> 00:29:09,566 According to his criminal record, 673 00:29:09,570 --> 00:29:11,523 he put it to use making designer drugs in Florida. 674 00:29:11,599 --> 00:29:12,693 Probably cooking for the husband. 675 00:29:12,697 --> 00:29:13,893 Why is he still on the street? 676 00:29:13,927 --> 00:29:15,083 Last arrest was 15 years ago, 677 00:29:15,157 --> 00:29:16,384 and he's been clean ever since. 678 00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:17,514 More like just never been caught. 679 00:29:17,518 --> 00:29:18,716 Go get him, tiger. 680 00:29:18,815 --> 00:29:21,010 I'll be watching from the cheap seats. 681 00:29:21,109 --> 00:29:23,670 Hey. Heard you got our mystery man. 682 00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:26,692 Oh, we did. Thanks for the assist. 683 00:29:26,696 --> 00:29:29,189 Ah, happy to give you another one in there if you'd like. 684 00:29:30,154 --> 00:29:32,481 Always good to have a second set of eyes. 685 00:29:32,614 --> 00:29:34,476 Tony's tenet number five. 686 00:29:34,576 --> 00:29:38,766 Oh, okay, we're gonna be doing a "Gibbs' rule" thing? 687 00:29:39,563 --> 00:29:41,692 I have no idea what you're talking about. 688 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:46,779 Uh, 689 00:29:46,879 --> 00:29:48,309 what is happening? 690 00:29:50,138 --> 00:29:53,597 So... Mr. Moody, is it? 691 00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:56,950 Wha...? 692 00:29:56,954 --> 00:29:59,411 -Why'd you throw my latte away? -That was your third of the day, 693 00:29:59,415 --> 00:30:01,410 -and you're capped at one. -Says who? 694 00:30:03,871 --> 00:30:05,229 : Ziva. 695 00:30:05,233 --> 00:30:07,591 -This could be fun, actually. 696 00:30:07,595 --> 00:30:09,390 She's got you on watch duty, doesn't she? 697 00:30:09,490 --> 00:30:11,219 I have no idea what you're talking about. 698 00:30:11,352 --> 00:30:13,181 I'm happy to leave 699 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,076 if you two need more time to work this out. 700 00:30:15,209 --> 00:30:17,204 You're not going anywhere except prison. 701 00:30:17,337 --> 00:30:18,635 For what? 702 00:30:18,735 --> 00:30:21,727 Manufacturing a controlled substance, for starters. 703 00:30:21,860 --> 00:30:23,189 Those are eyeballs. 704 00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:24,885 This is murder. 705 00:30:28,177 --> 00:30:29,873 -You know this guy, don't you? -Look, 706 00:30:29,973 --> 00:30:31,536 I'm not cooking again, okay? 707 00:30:31,636 --> 00:30:32,829 And yet you live in a penthouse, 708 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:34,162 and you don't seem to have a job. 709 00:30:34,296 --> 00:30:35,930 And the guy you were tailing was murdered. 710 00:30:35,992 --> 00:30:37,350 So what happened? 711 00:30:37,354 --> 00:30:39,013 You guys, uh, get into business together 712 00:30:39,017 --> 00:30:40,681 but then have some kind of falling out? 713 00:30:40,780 --> 00:30:41,906 Then you crashed the dinner party 714 00:30:41,910 --> 00:30:43,302 like it was Zero Dark Thirty? 715 00:30:43,306 --> 00:30:44,832 Look, 716 00:30:44,836 --> 00:30:47,564 I'd love to talk to you, but I can't. 717 00:30:47,663 --> 00:30:48,793 What's going on? 718 00:30:48,893 --> 00:30:50,423 Why is Tony interrogating our suspect? 719 00:30:50,522 --> 00:30:52,651 -Good question. -Though so far he's pretty good. 720 00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:54,480 Well, look at that, we got a teacher's pet. 721 00:30:54,612 --> 00:30:55,577 I'm not anyone's pet. 722 00:30:55,677 --> 00:30:57,135 I'm just getting to know the guy. 723 00:30:57,139 --> 00:30:58,632 You know, I think maybe Tony's just on autopilot. 724 00:30:58,636 --> 00:31:00,764 He's been an agent for so long, you know. 725 00:31:00,864 --> 00:31:02,788 -Just needs some time to adjust. -Well, he needs 726 00:31:02,792 --> 00:31:03,956 to adjust faster. 727 00:31:04,056 --> 00:31:05,519 And you got to pick a side, Parker. 728 00:31:05,619 --> 00:31:08,944 Yeah, well, I wouldn't mind some clarification. 729 00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:11,071 Good luck getting it, McGee. 730 00:31:11,171 --> 00:31:12,568 Me? Why me? 731 00:31:12,668 --> 00:31:14,098 You're one of his oldest friends. 732 00:31:14,230 --> 00:31:16,221 Look, all you got to do is just suggest to Tony 733 00:31:16,225 --> 00:31:18,919 that he, you know, stay in his lane. 734 00:31:19,019 --> 00:31:21,613 I didn't kill anybody, okay? 735 00:31:21,712 --> 00:31:23,441 But you were right about one thing. 736 00:31:23,541 --> 00:31:25,536 I am still in the drug business. 737 00:31:25,636 --> 00:31:27,830 -Shocker. -But I've gone legit, okay? 738 00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:30,890 I work as a corporate fixer for a drug company. 739 00:31:30,989 --> 00:31:33,516 They simply had a problem that needed fixing. 740 00:31:33,650 --> 00:31:34,747 Go on. 741 00:31:34,847 --> 00:31:37,037 A research tech stole a new formula. 742 00:31:37,041 --> 00:31:39,668 Then he and a bunch of his neighbors figured out 743 00:31:39,768 --> 00:31:41,696 a way to sell it on the black market. 744 00:31:41,830 --> 00:31:43,691 Some butcher got the ingredients. 745 00:31:43,791 --> 00:31:45,521 The research guy did the lab work. 746 00:31:45,620 --> 00:31:48,080 This guy handled the shipping, 747 00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:50,309 though I don't think he was into it for the money. 748 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,736 He was more into taking the drug himself. 749 00:31:52,835 --> 00:31:55,158 But they were all gonna make a killing. 750 00:31:55,162 --> 00:31:59,552 The market for what these guys were selling is $30 billion. 751 00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:00,982 Whew, what? 752 00:32:01,082 --> 00:32:03,804 What are we talking about, a cure for cancer? 753 00:32:03,808 --> 00:32:06,768 Try a cure for baldness. 754 00:32:06,868 --> 00:32:08,464 Really? 755 00:32:08,564 --> 00:32:09,922 That'd be something. 756 00:32:09,926 --> 00:32:11,689 Like a real cure? 757 00:32:11,789 --> 00:32:12,786 Does it work? 758 00:32:12,886 --> 00:32:14,578 Work? We're talking 759 00:32:14,582 --> 00:32:17,604 full regrowth in six months. 760 00:32:17,608 --> 00:32:18,938 Wow. 761 00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:20,696 Do you know how many people would kill for that? 762 00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:21,697 : I don't know. 763 00:32:21,797 --> 00:32:24,358 I mean, not me, not yet, 764 00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:27,550 but... I do like to plan ahead. 765 00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:30,742 You do realize this is a murder investigation 766 00:32:30,842 --> 00:32:32,206 and you just gave us a motive? 767 00:32:32,306 --> 00:32:34,067 Not really. 768 00:32:34,167 --> 00:32:35,693 I didn't need to kill anybody 769 00:32:35,697 --> 00:32:38,822 or crash any dinner party to get the formula back. 770 00:32:38,922 --> 00:32:43,344 I already got it back two weeks before any of that happened. 771 00:32:43,444 --> 00:32:45,040 And I can prove it. 772 00:32:54,816 --> 00:32:56,845 Okay, thank you. 773 00:32:56,944 --> 00:32:58,840 That was the drug company VP. 774 00:32:58,972 --> 00:33:00,801 She confirmed Moody works for them. 775 00:33:00,901 --> 00:33:02,814 And their head of security just confirmed 776 00:33:02,830 --> 00:33:03,927 the rest of his story. 777 00:33:04,027 --> 00:33:05,457 Research tech stole the formula 778 00:33:05,589 --> 00:33:06,786 from the shampoo division. 779 00:33:06,886 --> 00:33:08,241 -Moody stole it back. -Weeks ago. 780 00:33:08,283 --> 00:33:09,813 D.A. already has the case. 781 00:33:09,912 --> 00:33:11,774 Well, then who killed this guy? 782 00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:14,597 -And who broke into his house? -I don't know, 783 00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:17,623 but I know how we can find out, and it's time-sensitive. 784 00:33:17,627 --> 00:33:18,624 McGee, on my six. 785 00:33:18,757 --> 00:33:19,954 Beep-beep, scuse me. 786 00:33:20,088 --> 00:33:22,116 So, when our whole case blew up, 787 00:33:22,216 --> 00:33:24,772 I started hearing DiNozzo's voice in my head. 788 00:33:24,776 --> 00:33:26,700 -McGee: Mm, that's unsettling. -Well, he was saying 789 00:33:26,704 --> 00:33:28,230 that weird stuff usually solves the case, 790 00:33:28,234 --> 00:33:30,562 so I leaned into my weird... cleaning. 791 00:33:30,661 --> 00:33:33,022 Mm, your apartment would disagree. 792 00:33:33,122 --> 00:33:34,548 Not places. Circuitry. 793 00:33:34,552 --> 00:33:37,079 Nothing I hate more than a dusty motherboard, 794 00:33:37,179 --> 00:33:40,139 and this robot vacuum's gearbox was filthy, 795 00:33:40,238 --> 00:33:42,196 but when I started cleaning this puppy's innards, 796 00:33:42,199 --> 00:33:44,058 I triggered some kind of fail-safe. 797 00:33:44,062 --> 00:33:45,226 Vacuums have fail-safes? 798 00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:46,718 This one did, and it started sending 799 00:33:46,722 --> 00:33:49,182 a massive encrypted file over the Internet. 800 00:33:49,282 --> 00:33:50,346 Do we know where to? 801 00:33:50,479 --> 00:33:51,838 -Good question. -Can you trace it? 802 00:33:51,842 --> 00:33:53,136 If I could, I wouldn't have sprinted 803 00:33:53,140 --> 00:33:54,536 up two flights of stairs in loafers. 804 00:33:54,668 --> 00:33:56,462 Now, chop-chop, before the transmission stops. 805 00:33:56,498 --> 00:33:58,658 All right, running my private trace macros now. 806 00:33:58,758 --> 00:34:01,419 You need to make those not private one of these days. 807 00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:03,215 -McGee: I'd be happy to trade. -For what? 808 00:34:03,314 --> 00:34:05,975 Telling DiNozzo that he's annoying everyone. 809 00:34:06,108 --> 00:34:07,599 Yeah, I heard you got nominated to do that. 810 00:34:07,603 --> 00:34:09,001 Keep your macros, I'll keep my job. 811 00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:11,095 -And you got a hit. -Hmm. 812 00:34:12,126 --> 00:34:14,287 -We got a location. -NCIS! 813 00:34:25,260 --> 00:34:26,590 Doesn't look like anyone's home. 814 00:34:28,919 --> 00:34:30,281 Hands up. 815 00:34:30,414 --> 00:34:31,977 Come out slowly. 816 00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:35,236 Who let you down here? 817 00:34:35,335 --> 00:34:37,430 Your mother. 818 00:34:37,563 --> 00:34:39,159 And dinner's ready. 819 00:34:40,191 --> 00:34:43,116 Are you Mervin Dorf? 820 00:34:44,313 --> 00:34:46,009 Call me Dead Drop. 821 00:34:46,109 --> 00:34:49,035 -Hard pass. -You recognize this vacuum cleaner? 822 00:34:49,135 --> 00:34:51,562 Yeah, somebody just triggered its fail-safe. 823 00:34:51,662 --> 00:34:54,056 I figured someone with a badge would be showing up soon. 824 00:34:54,156 --> 00:34:56,014 What does this fail-safe do? 825 00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,210 He asked you a question. 826 00:34:59,309 --> 00:35:02,202 Yeah, but I'm not answering until he calls me Dead Drop. 827 00:35:02,336 --> 00:35:04,164 Mm, yeah, or I can haul you in 828 00:35:04,264 --> 00:35:06,156 as a suspect to a murder investigation. 829 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,553 Okay, fine, cool your jets. 830 00:35:08,653 --> 00:35:10,548 I was hired to hack every smart home device 831 00:35:10,648 --> 00:35:12,543 with a camera in a two-mile area. 832 00:35:12,643 --> 00:35:15,769 That fail-safe was an automated transmission back to me 833 00:35:15,869 --> 00:35:18,163 -in case a unit was discovered. -Who hired you? 834 00:35:18,263 --> 00:35:20,623 Don't know, don't care... not as long as they pay. 835 00:35:20,723 --> 00:35:22,382 You don't care that you could be breaking the law? 836 00:35:22,386 --> 00:35:24,115 Well, that's the thing. 837 00:35:24,215 --> 00:35:25,878 I'm not. 838 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:28,024 You ever read the terms of service 839 00:35:28,073 --> 00:35:29,302 on your smart devices lately? 840 00:35:29,435 --> 00:35:31,629 Enough loopholes to drive a truck through, 841 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:35,787 or in my case, unauthenticated remote access. 842 00:35:35,919 --> 00:35:36,752 Take a look. 843 00:35:40,708 --> 00:35:42,266 That'll teach Ring to fire me. 844 00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:43,767 Are these all live? 845 00:35:43,867 --> 00:35:45,230 Nah. 846 00:35:45,330 --> 00:35:47,221 These streams are sent passively back every three months. 847 00:35:47,225 --> 00:35:48,522 My client was worried 848 00:35:48,621 --> 00:35:50,746 that active surveillance would be caught. 849 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:52,445 Which is nuts. 850 00:35:52,545 --> 00:35:55,238 I mean, I was hacking soccer moms, not the KGB. 851 00:35:55,338 --> 00:35:57,861 But any chance you have this thing's footage 852 00:35:57,865 --> 00:35:59,461 from two days ago? 853 00:35:59,561 --> 00:36:01,291 Uh... 854 00:36:01,390 --> 00:36:02,753 Got it yet? 855 00:36:02,853 --> 00:36:04,349 Yeah, feed's coming in now. 856 00:36:04,449 --> 00:36:06,644 I just need to clean up a few things. 857 00:36:06,744 --> 00:36:07,940 Something wrong? 858 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,699 No, it's just, the, uh, 859 00:36:09,703 --> 00:36:12,325 vacuum company pushed out a firmware update a few days ago. 860 00:36:12,329 --> 00:36:13,460 Messed with the bug. 861 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,189 I love a good firmware update. 862 00:36:15,322 --> 00:36:16,985 And I love that you love that. 863 00:36:17,617 --> 00:36:19,478 Okay, got it right here. 864 00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:22,904 The vacuum was on its charging station when this was recorded. 865 00:36:23,003 --> 00:36:24,899 -Heads will roll. -Ooh... 866 00:36:24,998 --> 00:36:27,123 Remind me to get rid of every smart device I own 867 00:36:27,127 --> 00:36:28,091 that has a camera. 868 00:36:28,190 --> 00:36:30,120 Yeah, same. 869 00:36:31,217 --> 00:36:33,278 That gas worked quickly. 870 00:36:35,639 --> 00:36:37,264 And in come our commandos. 871 00:36:37,268 --> 00:36:39,462 It's the weirdest break-in I've ever seen. 872 00:36:39,563 --> 00:36:42,489 And we're watching it from a vacuum. 873 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,842 What's this guy doing? 874 00:36:50,735 --> 00:36:54,061 McGee: No idea, but we've got enough for facial recognition. 875 00:36:54,859 --> 00:36:57,485 CIA. You guys certainly get around. 876 00:36:57,585 --> 00:37:01,043 I'm not surprised NCIS followed the breadcrumbs back to us. 877 00:37:01,176 --> 00:37:03,234 We keep that hacker under surveillance. 878 00:37:03,238 --> 00:37:05,034 Saw your agents show up at his door. 879 00:37:05,133 --> 00:37:07,927 You're using him as a cutout to do your dirty work. 880 00:37:08,026 --> 00:37:10,017 Since when is protecting our country dirty? 881 00:37:10,021 --> 00:37:11,551 Ever since Congress said domestic ops 882 00:37:11,684 --> 00:37:13,709 were a big no-no for you boys. 883 00:37:13,713 --> 00:37:18,567 Unless the matter involves foreign intelligence agents. 884 00:37:19,331 --> 00:37:21,094 What I'm about to tell you doesn't leave 885 00:37:21,194 --> 00:37:22,320 your chain of command. 886 00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:23,489 Yeah, yeah, I know the drill. 887 00:37:23,588 --> 00:37:26,310 Last year the CIA became aware 888 00:37:26,314 --> 00:37:29,174 of a potentially massive infiltration of our country 889 00:37:29,307 --> 00:37:31,830 by long-term deep-cover operatives. 890 00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:34,124 -How massive? -We don't know. 891 00:37:34,128 --> 00:37:35,155 What's the endgame? 892 00:37:35,159 --> 00:37:36,789 We don't know. 893 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:39,515 All we know is, it looks like they've been here for years 894 00:37:39,615 --> 00:37:42,303 and it's probably not for the barbecue. 895 00:37:42,307 --> 00:37:45,600 We finally got a lead on a cell, but all we had was a zip code. 896 00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:48,456 So you got your hacker to bug every house in it? 897 00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:50,085 Even that didn't help. 898 00:37:50,088 --> 00:37:52,916 These agents are ridiculously good at staying hidden, 899 00:37:53,015 --> 00:37:54,944 at least until one of them screwed up. 900 00:37:55,043 --> 00:37:57,903 So you're telling me the guy with the toupee 901 00:37:58,003 --> 00:37:59,596 was a deep-cover spy? 902 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,758 Your skepticism just means he was a damn good one 903 00:38:02,857 --> 00:38:05,285 but, luckily for us, also vain. 904 00:38:05,385 --> 00:38:06,648 That hair thing? 905 00:38:06,748 --> 00:38:08,340 You really think a lab tech and a butcher 906 00:38:08,344 --> 00:38:09,736 would have been able to pull off 907 00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:11,437 a counterfeit drug ring by themselves? 908 00:38:11,536 --> 00:38:14,628 Well, when you say it like that, no. 909 00:38:14,728 --> 00:38:16,220 The husband decided to help them out. 910 00:38:16,224 --> 00:38:18,086 That's when he popped up on our radar. 911 00:38:18,186 --> 00:38:20,444 -Why not arrest him? -Wanted to see who he -was talking to. 912 00:38:20,448 --> 00:38:23,370 We had three months of surveillance on that vacuum, 913 00:38:23,374 --> 00:38:26,529 at least until the manufacturer pushed out that firmware update 914 00:38:26,533 --> 00:38:28,029 that just about wiped all of our data. 915 00:38:28,129 --> 00:38:29,691 Okay, you... let me get this straight. 916 00:38:29,825 --> 00:38:33,017 So you gassed a dinner party because of a software patch? 917 00:38:33,116 --> 00:38:34,746 We needed to neutralize the scene. 918 00:38:34,845 --> 00:38:36,869 The target would disappear if they knew we were onto them. 919 00:38:36,873 --> 00:38:40,165 Except you left one in the pantry this time, 007. 920 00:38:40,299 --> 00:38:41,795 We don't know why she didn't go down, 921 00:38:41,895 --> 00:38:43,620 but we still think it's recoverable. 922 00:38:43,624 --> 00:38:45,719 We can pin everything on the husband's drug ring. 923 00:38:45,818 --> 00:38:46,916 Including his murder? 924 00:38:47,015 --> 00:38:49,477 We know you poisoned him. 925 00:38:49,609 --> 00:38:52,602 Actually... that wasn't us. 926 00:38:53,467 --> 00:38:54,792 So who was it? 927 00:38:54,796 --> 00:38:56,226 Let's just say we have another file 928 00:38:56,326 --> 00:38:58,155 you might be interested in. 929 00:38:58,919 --> 00:39:01,080 This one's from the pet feeder. 930 00:39:01,846 --> 00:39:03,941 Have you lost your mind? 931 00:39:04,073 --> 00:39:05,503 A hair loss drug? 932 00:39:05,603 --> 00:39:07,931 You risked exposing us over a hair loss drug?! 933 00:39:08,063 --> 00:39:09,493 You're overreacting! 934 00:39:09,593 --> 00:39:11,551 "Exposing us." 935 00:39:11,555 --> 00:39:14,249 Lovely Linda was a spy, too. 936 00:39:14,349 --> 00:39:16,340 Agent Cross said they were never actually even married. 937 00:39:16,344 --> 00:39:18,372 Just so you could ruin everything. 938 00:39:18,505 --> 00:39:19,369 You're done. 939 00:39:19,503 --> 00:39:20,832 I will talk to the guys 940 00:39:20,932 --> 00:39:22,827 and I will tell them I got cold feet 941 00:39:22,927 --> 00:39:25,687 : and I need to stop... 942 00:39:25,820 --> 00:39:27,516 No, I mean done done. 943 00:39:27,616 --> 00:39:29,843 Did you put something in my coffee? 944 00:39:37,392 --> 00:39:39,649 And I didn't poison the coffee. 945 00:39:39,653 --> 00:39:42,977 It was your toothpaste, you amateur. 946 00:39:43,077 --> 00:39:45,472 Well, she's spunky. 947 00:39:45,604 --> 00:39:47,677 Knight and Torres are on their way to arrest her now. 948 00:39:47,699 --> 00:39:49,462 Yeah, call 'em back. 949 00:39:49,561 --> 00:39:51,457 -What, why? -She already thinks 950 00:39:51,557 --> 00:39:53,983 that the drug company broke into her house, 951 00:39:54,084 --> 00:39:56,245 so have them offer her condolences 952 00:39:56,345 --> 00:39:57,808 for her husband's heart attack 953 00:39:57,908 --> 00:39:59,600 and tell her we closed the case. 954 00:39:59,604 --> 00:40:01,798 Hopefully her handler buys it, 955 00:40:01,898 --> 00:40:03,759 doesn't pull her from the field. 956 00:40:03,859 --> 00:40:06,154 What do you know that I don't? 957 00:40:08,249 --> 00:40:10,078 I know... 958 00:40:10,211 --> 00:40:12,239 something's coming down the pike, 959 00:40:12,339 --> 00:40:14,899 something bad... very bad, 960 00:40:14,998 --> 00:40:17,559 something a lot of very smart people are very worried about. 961 00:40:17,692 --> 00:40:19,683 -And right now she's our only lead? -Listen, I'm not happy 962 00:40:19,687 --> 00:40:23,710 about letting her go... but we'll get her eventually. 963 00:40:23,810 --> 00:40:25,872 This is good for us, Tim. 964 00:40:25,971 --> 00:40:28,067 -Yeah. -Was there something else? 965 00:40:29,596 --> 00:40:32,722 Yeah, um... 966 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,216 I was wondering... 967 00:40:35,316 --> 00:40:37,444 Wondering when I'm gonna realize 968 00:40:37,543 --> 00:40:39,870 I'm the director and not an agent anymore? 969 00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:42,697 Well, we were all wondering that, yeah. 970 00:40:42,797 --> 00:40:43,961 And you drew the short straw. 971 00:40:44,758 --> 00:40:46,289 You always been this good? 972 00:40:46,389 --> 00:40:49,148 Well, here's the thing, Tim. 973 00:40:49,282 --> 00:40:54,302 This job is like the drummer from Spinal Tap... 974 00:40:54,435 --> 00:40:56,165 it kills people. 975 00:40:56,264 --> 00:40:57,661 But it'll kill your soul first 976 00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,121 unless you find a way to blow off some steam. 977 00:41:00,255 --> 00:41:03,110 Vance boxed, Jenny lit up the town. 978 00:41:03,114 --> 00:41:05,076 You know what I like to do? 979 00:41:06,073 --> 00:41:08,135 I like to bust bad guys. 980 00:41:08,268 --> 00:41:10,728 So I'm gonna do my job as director, 981 00:41:10,828 --> 00:41:13,422 and when I need to take a little break, 982 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:15,916 blow off a little steam... 983 00:41:16,779 --> 00:41:20,271 I'm gonna go bust some bad guys with you. 984 00:41:20,371 --> 00:41:22,565 And it's not a distraction. 985 00:41:22,665 --> 00:41:25,892 It's the only way I know how to survive this job. 986 00:41:27,354 --> 00:41:29,084 Can you live with that? 987 00:41:29,915 --> 00:41:33,373 Well, as long as you never pull the bio hazard alarm again. 988 00:41:34,836 --> 00:41:36,195 I know that was you. 989 00:41:36,199 --> 00:41:37,913 Why would I do something like that? 990 00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:39,690 Personnel inventory. 991 00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:41,781 You wanted to see who would run away from the problem, 992 00:41:41,785 --> 00:41:43,381 who would run towards it. 993 00:41:43,514 --> 00:41:45,044 Beats Myers-Briggs. 994 00:41:45,177 --> 00:41:46,174 Hmm. 995 00:41:46,274 --> 00:41:47,838 Have you always been this good? 996 00:41:47,937 --> 00:41:49,665 Classic DiNozzo. 997 00:41:52,326 --> 00:41:53,655 And not only can I live with that. 998 00:41:53,755 --> 00:41:57,679 I am not sure... how I ever lived without it. 999 00:41:58,477 --> 00:42:00,835 Well, I wouldn't get too comfortable. 1000 00:42:00,839 --> 00:42:04,796 The only reason you're not doing this job is... 1001 00:42:04,928 --> 00:42:06,690 because the Secretary of the Navy 1002 00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:08,951 has another one planned for you. 1003 00:42:09,085 --> 00:42:10,847 She does? 1004 00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:12,676 Yep. 1005 00:42:12,776 --> 00:42:13,873 What job? 1006 00:42:15,236 --> 00:42:16,699 Hers. 1007 00:42:19,126 --> 00:42:20,889 Wait, what? 1008 00:42:22,817 --> 00:42:26,574 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1009 00:42:26,674 --> 00:42:31,097 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org